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Sociopath On Track to Break Record

Donald John Trump directly or indirectly caused about 200,000 unnecessary deaths during the COVID pandemic with his dismissal of the pandemic's severity, as well as his promotion of quack cures and medicines. One million US citizens died and the unfeeling, self-centered, sociopath got his cut.

Well, American deaths in individual wars, Civil War (698,000), WW1(116,000) and WW2 (405,000) are individual yardsticks to shoot for, Donald is only at about 50%

With 2,000 lb bombs to Israel, terminating USAID and all foreign food assistance programs, stopping life saving AIDS medicines to foreign countries, shutting down weather prediction, terminating science research, denying climate change, gutting Medical and Medicaid, and promoting innumerable quacks and quack science....Well, Donald is well on his way to push his personal, "I did it" death score card past one million in the first year of his second term.

Early 2025: Already 300,000 deaths due to Trump's / DOGE termination of USAID, Food, and Medicines. This brings Trump's death total to 500,000 not even six months into his second term adding in the deaths from mass starvations, from cutting off AIDS medicines, and from the termination of preventable disease medications.

Mid 2025: Estimated deaths from USAID termination is 14,000,000 through 2030.

The last IVF clinic in Gaza demolished in May of 2025. Now we support the killing of the innocent with weapons and our silence even before they are born. Stop the war in one day...Not! Two felons to keep out of jail.

Everything is Donald's enemy: Universities, Science, Research, Mexico (South order), Canada (Northern Border), Media, vaccines, education, and anyone not wearing a red hat. A tiny man with tiny hands in orange makeup, with lifts in his shoes, a girdle to hold his fat in (save in his golf cart) and poop in his pants...A faux gold gilded image of America to replace the Statue of Liberty. Even if you close your eyes and pinch your nose the smell is overpowering. News at 5..."Trump tweets!".

It's early in his second term and Donald is just getting started. 75,000,000 people voted against Donald in 2024. Think of the retribution possibilities. 100,000,000 is still in sight...and Russia only lost 20,000,000 souls on WW2.

The USA Now Oppresses the Oppressed

Shining beacon of freedom no more. Political and financial gain trump (pun intended) any moral obligation. Both hobnail boots are now on the wrong side of history. Blood stains won't wash out in the hot water we are in. Stick the knife in deeper, twist it, and kill or jail another journalist.

DOGE Greeting Kits

Federal, State, and Non-Profit agencies are receiving Deep State approved Claymore antipersonnel mines and surplus M60 machine guns with pallets of sandbags to repel DOGE and corrupted law enforcement zombies.

Instructions are provided to command activate the Claymores at entry points before actual entry occurs as the DOGE crowd tends to bunch up tightly at entry portals.

M60 machine guns with 1000 round belts should be positioned in immediate entry areas behind sandbags to stop secondary breach efforts.

Adjoining entry corridors and entry points should be covered by additional command detonated Claymores. Mops, body bags and cleaning supplies are enclosed in the kit. Place DOGE thumb drives in evidence bags. Blood is very slippery. Best clean up the floors for return DOGE visits.

Nixon...Prescient Observation Post Watergate

Nixon for all his faults was the last "New Deal" Republican...enacting much legislation to protect Americans and not just the wealthy. Review the corporate and wealthy tax rates during his tenure.

Then Reagan came along..There went free low tuition university schooling and the mentally ill were put out on the streets, not to mention Iran Contra and backdoor deals with the Iranians. The Soviet Union collapsed on it's own...not because of Reagan. There is a danger in made for TV leaders. Leadership is not sound bites.

Listen to Nixon's post presidency predictions on the future...And here we are, just as he laid it out. One flawed but smart cookie.

Greatest Clandestine Intel Coup of the 2020th / 2021st Century

For less than the price of an advanced fighter jet America has been rendered with two four year terms of non-governing leadership that has divided the country, resulted in over 200,000 non necessary COVID deaths, caused our allies to question our word, and led to assault on the capital. A weaponization of the information sphere and a few hundred million dollars in laundered money is a cheap price to get your objective,

The Process: First: There is the requirement (Disrupt America, fracture NATO, rebuild the Soviet Union), second: The spotting (a target with access) , third: the assessment (target's weakesses / motivation), fourth: Develop the target (money loans / ego), fifth: Train (educate on NATO, threaten Nukes) , sixth: Dispatch (with new ideas), and seventh: debrief (non-filmed, non-recorded meetings). Then phase two for the second four year plan. Putin's (FSB) plans are decades long..not our short term ones. This started way before you would think it did.

And here we are in 2025: Divided, with a dysfunctional, incompetent administration, highly organized this time to be even more cruel and short sided. A government of clowns is incorrect. Clowns are actually highly trained professionals. We have ass kissers. Just what Putin wanted. Dirty Deeds done on the cheap.

With apologies to AC/DC and Joan Jett (Cover).

Background on Trump as a KGB Asset.

Connecting the Dots

S&P Index

For 2025 closely monitor the S&P Index (Stupid & Prejudiced Index). It is expected to reach new all-time highs beginning in 20 January 2025. Analysts noticed a sudden upward spike in November 2024 from the previous all time lows in the 2020 to 2024 time period.

Citroen Motorcycle Spotted

Secret spy shot of new Citroen Motorcycle undergoing testing at an undisclosed desert location. Center hub steering, twin cylinder air cooled engine, and a unique leading arm swingarm. Front and rear suspension appear to be linked by a common suspension unit. One BMW engineer was shocked to see the new prototype saying "I thought we made the most bizarre engineered opposed twins...We're going to have to drop more acid!". James Parker who has made a career out of trying to invent or re-invent poorly engineered front suspensions that don't work wasn't available for comment. Commenting is popular profession these days. Refugee ELF engineers may have been spotted nearby.

Harley Shutters Buell Operations

After a 26 year odyssey of surrounding a Sportster engine with "innovations" like perimeter brakes, speed bump catching mufflers and backward acting shocks, as well as many expensive components, someone finally woke up at Harley and said "Why in the heck are we giving him millions of dollars to make Sportsters....We already have warehouses full of them!". This revelation will come at a heavy cost to foreign suppliers of aluminum gas tank frames, expensive suspension components and braking systems who are now left out in the cold. It is rumored that an undercover investigation of Buell Operations intercepted an internal communique stating.."If they ever figure out we're just dressing up Sportsters we're done for".

It is speculated that the late move to the even poorer selling Austrian Rotax engined 1125R was an attempt to deal the pushrod legacy a final blow, rid the Buell name of any American components, and save the company from the inevitable. Alas, it was not be. It's back to Road Glides and chrome.

Buells are long gone. Replaced by Livewire, also destined for closure.

Harley Launches Recession Plan

With sales tanking 40% and dealers closing, Harley has come up with a foolproof plan to beat the recession that guarantees high margins and no dealer or warranty hassles. Relaunching their Military Eco Combat Multi-Purpose Green Machine (Acronym MEC-MPG), Harley is fast laying plans for new factories in non-union states to meet the demand. To quote one inside source..."Hell, they can blow up 25 of these for less than one HumVee". The Army is looking to save money on fuel costs and armor plating.

Xe (formerly Blackwater) secured a large no bid contract to supply the MEC-MPG for future conflicts they are already planning for. A Harley spokesperson was heard "We should have looked at the Federal Budget before and stopped filling warehouses with unsold Sportsters".

Every 3000 miles, with regular oil changes, your muffler bearing must be serviced. The correct service tool is available from your Harley dealer (Part Number HD 5000-04-01). Failure to service your muffler bearing will first be evidenced by an audible squeak. Continued operation without proper maintenance will result in a seized muffler and improper engine operation. Only high temperature muffler bearing grease should be used (Part Number HD 5001-04-01).

A Florida man ended his life when he noticed his Harley exhaust system had turned blue. Apparently despondent, he left a suicide note saying he could no longer be seen in public with a blued exhaust and went on to state, since his vote was not counted in the last election, there was no reason to live. Friends were shocked at his death and one close friend stated he had only meant well when he recently told the man he could no longer ride with the Harley Owners Group with a blued exhaust.

Sturgis has been designated a permanent Condition Orange area by the Department of Homeland Security. The secretary stated he had a “gut feeling” that radical extremists were targeting the Black Hills and that reliable information had been obtained that the attack would come on two wheels. All Harley riders visiting Sturgis are advised to procure lead lined chaps and vests.

A study by the Transportation Department has linked the onset of Altzheimers disease to custom paint jobs on Harleys. A Department Spokesperson stated they had noticed a loss of memory in people wandering around the country in store bought choppers. Further investigation showed the people had spent an inordinate amount of time touching, licking and fondling their custom paint jobs. Although a health warning has been issued, Department officials state more studies are necessary and that there may also be a link to watching reality TV shows.

Previous product introductions from Harley-Davidson led concerned parties to have Wille G examined by medical authorities. Doctors at the Mayo Clinic confirmed earlier suspicions that the famed designer had been infected with a Retro Virus. A spokesman stated “We saw earlier signs with the introduction of the quasi-hardtail Softail and later on the flags went up again with the introduction of the Springer front ends. A specialist stated "We thought he was virus free when the V-Rod was introduced".

However, the introduction of the Harley fat tired Rocker C model confirmed the Doctors worst suspicions. On close inspection the Rocker C was found to have a pull out rumble seat! The lead medical specialist stated” I am sad to say we won’t be seeing any more XLCR Cafe Racers, FXRs, or FLHT’s.”

The earlier killing off of MV Augusta and Buell probably meant the Retro Virus had entered Stage 4 with the Rocker C introduction.

Willie G has retired but now with the 2024 CVO Glides @$45,000.00 it seems the Retro-Virus is still infecting the Harley Factory.

Softails have morphed into mult-model M8's. Maybe the last great idea was Softails...an idea not born in Milwaukee.

A recent scientific study has shown women feel extended front ends do not bring more excitement or pleasure to their lives. Researchers sniffing pillion pads noticed a drop in female excitement in recent years. Scientists have noted women’s rear ends have been getting wider and this may be an indicator of the shift in the market from choppers to Dressers. Further study is required. Chopper manufacturers are worried and some have resorted to lower seating positions to put women in the driver’s seat.

Unable to crack the secret code, Honda simply bought Harley-Davidson. When Harley was unable to patent their distinctive “potato-potato” sound the Japanese sensed a weakness and simply waited for George Bush to push the country into a recession. Milwaukee executives were seen stuffing bundles of cash in their Lexuses and headed for Aspen. All Honda employees were required to get a tatoo from a list of authorized designs. The most popular was “Big Twin and Blue Fins” with a Charlie Tuna festooned with fishtails. In spite of predictions of wide employee defections over the matter, almost all employees immediately complied. Employees who were already tattooed Yakuza were exempted from the edict.

Mandatory air checks are now required during routine service at all authorized Harley-Davidson dealers. Those found to have unauthorized air in their tires will have their warranties voided. A company service bulletin states however there will be a 30 day grace period for offenders to get their air exchanged. Industry analysts think Harley is determined to run aftermarket tire filling shops out of business. Lobbyists are rumored to have ear marked legislation making oem air mandatory in all vehicles.

A rash of new Harley owners falling over in parking lots around the country has prompted the government to mandate training wheels for all new big twin riders. No women are affected by the new ruling as they seem to be able to keep the paint up and the rubber down.

Rumors of extension cords and short commuting range were proved wrong as spies have confirmed that the new hybrid Harley is actually powered by a large natural gas tank in a towed trailer with small electrical motors in each wheel hub. The propane tank is disguised as Honda Goldwing so the Harley owner does not have to have the indignity of being passed.

Early prototypes, disguised as Honda step throughs proved impractical. Electrical motors proved more reliable than methane propulsion.

A government financed project monitoring traffic on the bridge to nowhere has linked obesity and large pot bellies to Harley ownership. Government studies conclude certain people no longer fit into their SUVs which were designed for 5’ 5” women and are migrating to Harleys. Alaska has ear-marked 200 million dollars for further research.

This year’s Indy 500 will mark the end of the feud between CART and the IRL and will also be the the first time a Harley will be the official pace car. Drivers immediately protested saying the Harley is simply too slow and it might oil or leave debris on the track. The winner of the American Idol competition is to be the “Pace Car “ driver but a check of the contestants show none have a valid motorcycle license. Event organizers were unavailable for comment..

Recent spy shots have shown a full dress Sportster circulating on a secret test track. No further details were available at press time.

At a recent Barrett-Jackson Auction Jay Leno bought what he thought was a rare Willie G signature Harley only it turned out to be a Yamaha Road Star. Jay said..”I saw the pushrod tubes and it came with one of those Willie G fringed jackets I always wanted...boy was I stupid”. Jay liked the bike anyway because “the pushrod tubes are so big”...He was seen riding off on the Yamaha to take a look at a Duesenberg he found in a local barn.

The proliferation of attacks by magpies and crows on chrome-adorned, customized Harleys has alarmed customizers, owners, and manufacturers. Actually it has been rumored for some time and may actually be the reason behind the sudden bankruptcy of Custom Chrome, a major purveyor of shiny bits and pieces for the aftermarket. Customized Harley owners have been advised to purchase flat black paint for their own protection. Harley unveiled a new Zero-Chrome FXST with full rider coverage to protect riders from airborne attacks.

In a never-ending rash of innovation Harley-Davidson is to replace the M-8 models with Knuckleheads after cancelling an earlier program to replace Twin-Cams with Shovelheads.

It is speculated that the move was entirely predictable as the M-8's had more problems than the previous Twin Cams and Evolutions and it was a natural progression to build an even less powerful engine with more problems. A company spokesman stated that the engine's power was not a consideration as the bikes were just an excuse to sell clothing.

In a similar move S&S Cycle recently acquired Flathead Power, a purveyor of Knucklehead parts, and announced they would be selling clothes in partnership with TV star Jesse James. Industry watchdogs see a trend.

Chief Justice Roberts, stating in a 5 to 4 decision, "I know obscene vibrations when I feel them" ordered Harley-Davidson to install counter balancers in all their new motorcycles. The Department of Transportation attorney representing the Government presented tuna-scented seats that had been confiscated from late night bar raids as evidence. A Harley-Davidson spokesman said they had no choice but to comply, but Screaming Eagle vibrating seats would still be sold. Justice Roberts is a known proponent of four wheeled travel and has ties to mini-van makers.

Like in a scene from a James Bond Movie, or perhaps a Mike Meyers sequel, water coming out the exhaust of hydrogen powered fuel cell zero emissions prototype car caused the violent crash of a California Highway Patrol Officer. At the scene of the crash the officer, bruised but not seriously hurt, said " I was in hot pursuit of the car because it was driving slowly and erratically with the driver apparently yelling into his cell phone when I hit the water trail...I didn't have a chance". Dyson is rumored to have a cyclonic hybrid water vacuum in the works.

New 2500 series tires that exceed D.O.T. lane widths are causing turmoil in the aftermarket. The Fat Tire Bike Industry Council criticized the administration for not rebuilding the nation's crumbling infrastructure with wider lanes. An Industry spokesman stated that unless no-bid contracts were released to Halliburton/KBR the whole fat bike tire market could collapse. Roger B., a noted fat tire proponent, said his innovative brilliance was being stifled by the government’s inaction.